Anywhere but Here or There – Weeks 3 and 4

Anywhere but Here or There – Weeks 3 and 4

We’ve got a two-fer this week of “Anywhere but Here or There”!

For Week 3, here’s my recap of some of the TV places and spaces that I’d like to be (“Here”) and some that I would want to be anywhere else but (“There”):

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Having my own meet cute with Seth Meyers (and his cute smile!) at a book store like Mindy did on The Mindy Project.

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In a world where Castle’s Ryan and Esposito are still fighting. (Thank goodness we won’t have to do that now but it took Ryan taking a punch to repair their bromance.)

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Waking up next to Wade Kinsella in the Hart of Dixie after going three rounds the night before.

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Waking up Revenge’s Emily Thorne after she has been having a nightmarish flashback.

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Lying in bed at 666 Park Avenue with Henry … and I think that I should really go there and do that because his girlfriend Jane is obviously too busy with hotel restoration and demonic visions to pay attention to her hottie beau!

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In a relationship on How I Met Your Mother or Glee as it is apparently break-up month and week on those shows respectively.

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Watching Nathan play with a puppy in Haven … actually I can do that one, over and over again!

And as always, Streets of Paris – Nathan Fillion.

And for Week 4, more places I’d rather be (“Here”) than not (“There”):

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Shaking hands with someone in the ultra-romantic way that Castle shook Beckett’s hand in lieu of a forbidden kiss good-bye.

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Clubbing with Dr. Mindy or Nurse Morgan on The Mindy Project – she won’t abandon her friends and he found a new way to make money to “cover” the cost of bottle service!

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Hanging out at the Bluebell Cafe in Nashville.

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In a relationship with either HIMYM’s overcritical Robin or Ted!

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Watching Oliver (aka Arrow) exercise on the salmon ladder and then hanging out with his cuter buddy Tommy. (Yeah, I said it!)

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Having Spike chat me up the way he did Winnie on Flashpoint. (“Perfect Guy” indeed!)

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Reading Modern Family’s “Phil’s-osophy”. My personal favourites: “You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it’s easy to do,” and “When life gives you lemonade make lemons … Life will be all ‘What?!?!’”

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As enemy of Once Upon A Time’s wicked Cora … then again, I wouldn’t want to tick Snow off either!

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Going to Haven to slap stupid Audrey for hurting poor Nathan like that. (Yes, I know why she did it but still!)

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Having Zachary Levi awkwardly serenading me like he did his crush in Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. (It was on TV on Canadian Thanksgiving Monday so it totally counts!)

And as always, Streets of Paris – Nathan Fillion.

About the Author

Katherine McG is a library assistant by day and a TV watcher by any means necessary. As a child she watched Donny and Marie on a pretend television set that her big sister fashioned out of an old boot box. As an adult she prefers to watch shows that feature clever writing, silly jokes or an actor who is either geeky-cute or ruggedly handsome. Follow her on Twitter @canakatydid.