Hello! Sorry we’re a little late today – the TCA press tour means we have TONS of news. Here we go!
HBO will be premiering things: Game Change on March 10, Game of Thrones on April 1, Girls on April 15, and Veep on April 22.
Showtime is also premiering things: The Borgias, Nurse Jackie, and The Big C will all be back on April 8.
Let’s summarize AMC’s news: Mad Men returns March 25 with a two-hour premiere; The Killing returns April 1 with a two-hour premiere; The Walking Dead‘s next season has been increased to 16 episodes; Breaking Bad will return in the third quarter of the year.
Starz’s Magic City will premiere on April 6.
ABC is launching Scandal on April 5 and Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 on April 11. No date for Cougar Town yet.
NCIS: LA and Hawaii Five-0 are having a crossover.
Apparently the Party Down movie is an actual thing. Huh.
Some interesting news on potential future shows:
A&E is developing a Psycho prequel series and a series based on Danish crime series Those Who Kill.
ABC ordered a pilot for Shonda Rhimes’ period drama about an 1890s New York City luxury hotel, and I cannot describe how much I want to watch that.
AMC is making a Goodfellas series, which might be the first show my brother and I both want to watch since Tintin.
The CW is developing a Green Arrow series.
FOX greenlit a bunch of pilots, including one from Kevin Williamson, who apparently never sleeps.
NBC picked up a bunch of pilots this week, including another Western and more vampires.
Starz is working on a period drama about Marco Polo.
TNT picked up a 1940s-50s mob crime drama from Frank Darabont. Fun!
Paul Bettany will not be starring in Masters of Sex after all.
30 Rock: Emma Stone, Andy Samberg, Nick Cannon
90210: La Toya Jackson
Archer: Bryan Cranston
Fringe: Michael Massee
Hawaii Five-0: Dennis Miller
Holliston: Tony Todd, Kane Hodder, Danielle Harris, John Landis
Law & Order: SVU: Jake T. Austin
Lost Girl: Lauren Holly
The Middle: Whoopi Goldberg
New Girl: Joey King
Parks and Recreation: Paul Rudd
Raising Hope: Fred Willard, Ashley Tisdale
Revenge: William Devane
The Good Wife: Parker Posey, Amy Sedaris, Denis O’Hare
Gossip Girl: Elizabeth Hurley, Desmond Harrington, Michelle Trachtenberg
Breaking In: Erin Richards
Copper: Kevin Ryan
The Good Wife: Merritt Weaver
Hart of Dixie: Justin Hartley
New Girl: Dermot Mulroney
The Secret Circle: Joe Lando
The Vampire Diaries: Cassidy Freeman
(Photo courtesy of HBO.)